Now that’s out of the way. Let’s talk about poop.
The (rescue ring)* recurring (them)* theme for today seems to be poop.
I started the day (praying)* picking up puppy poop. Bagged it and tossed it. Skipped the tagging step. Then it was the chruch’s turn to speak out about poop. And the sign said, “Do Not Let Your (did)* Dog drop on The Chruch Property!”
Fleeing the possible wraith of the Chruch, I went to WallyWorld to exchange my pants. The clerks talked about how someone had pooped in the bathroom and the poop was everywhere. They were uncomfortable speaking of poop 💩 with me. So I decided to go to the poop 💩 room to poop 💩 . Later Sensei and I spoke of the poop 💩 .
The day is young. There is more poop to come.
*Words in parenthesis are messages from the god Autocorrect (l)*.
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Oct 27, 2017 @ 09:28:47
Funny, how this gets to be a big deal, once one crosses a certain age threshold You just reminded me to stop and restock my TP supply, sometime today. :).
Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:58:13
We seldom see dogs off-leash here! This story reminds me of the early 70’s when I lived in Hawaii. There was a shipping strike, so everything sold on the islands came in by air. Johnny Carson (remember him?) cracked a joke about all the Japanese tourists going home with cases of TP — the next day, you couldn’t find TP in the stores anywhere. Since then I always have a stash of TP at the ready!
Oct 31, 2017 @ 16:48:21
Sounds like a good plan to me. lol
Oct 31, 2017 @ 16:48:52
I do remember…Here’s Johnny
Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:58:29
😀
Oct 27, 2017 @ 23:35:22
That autocorrect god. Definitely has a screw loose.